Assalamualaikum & Salam 1Bloggers & Happy Weekends all........
Semoga hari-hari yang dilalui bahagia bersama family yg tersayang & insan yg cintai... :)
Ok, harinie aku ada cerita lawak antarabangsa sikit...hee..Ok, benda ni ramai yang tanya dok aku, n keep asking me on fb, kadang2 aku malas nak cakap panjang2 just cakap "Yes" je laa kan..hee..Maybe nanti aku akan buat 1 entry about it n letak gambar2 kenangan aku di German..Ok but now aku nak kongsi sikit 1 peristiwa yang berlaku di German dulu...
Situasi: Time tue aku berada dekat sekolah diorang, Friedrich Gymnasium Schule nama sekolah tu, kira High School la......Ok masa tu aku baru 3minggu kot kalau tak silap dok sana n kena masuk sekolah laa..Time tu aku tak berapa fasih n tak teror lagi cakap German...So, jadilah komunikasi ayam dan itik antara aku dan kawan kelas aku...Tengah dok dalam kelas n kena buat latihan Math kot time tu, dan aku nak pinjam pemadam kat sorang kawan aku ni tapi benda lain plak yang jadi....Dialog dia lebih kurang macam kat bawah ni..
Aku : Helina, do you have a rubber???
Helina : Was Annie? Was meinst du? rubber??(cakap dalam german, meh aku translate kan)
Aku : Helina, i can't understand what u said just now...I'm new here, still learning Deutsch
languange.......Can u speak english with me?yes rubberrrrr...I want to borrow your rubber...
Helina : Entschuldigung means sorry....What do u want just now?Rubber???????????
(sambil buat muka terkejut)
Aku : Yes, i want to erase my mistakes here.*sambil tunjuk kat kertas yang aku buat salah tu*..
(minah ni apasal aku nak mintak pemadam, rubber bukan raba ke apa ke, tak kan rubber pun tak
faham kot..buat muka terkejut plak die..adoiiiiiiiii)
Helina : Do u know what rubber means in German?
Aku : Eraser? Right? Eh, eraser n rubber are the same..i don't knowwwww what rubber means in
German..Please tell me what is it.....
Helina : Haha, please don't use rubber in the school..It's not allowed annie..
Aku : What????! Why student can't use rubber in the school? Wonders why..(abis tu depa padam guna
apa air liuq kaaa??adoii laa)
Helina : Annie, Annie, Annie, i did not means that we can't use it, but in German, rubber means Condome!
Oh My God...hahahha...U re so funny...Pleaseeee don't asking rubber instead
eraser........HAHAHHAA (gelak tak mau mau habaq hang)
Aku : Oh mann! I don't know.......I thought rubber and eraser are the same here........So sorry......So, in
German what do u call for rubber oppsss i mean eraser?? (muka malu habaq hang, semua budak2
kelas tengok Helina mangkuk tu gelak, style gelak tak berhenti habaq hang, uhuhuu)
Helina : In German we called eraser , Radiergummi....Not rubber ok.....hehe...I should story this to our
classmates..You are so sweet annie....hahahahhaa
Aku : Please don't tell it to the others or i will not come to school anymore tomorrow :P hahhaha...grrrrr
Wuarghh tak patut betol diorang panggil rubber tu condome, buat malu aku jaa haishhhh............Gelii....Sejak dari itu n sekarang aku dah tak panggil pemadam tu rubber!! Kalau tersasul ja mesti aku teringat kejadian di atas bersama Helina.......hehhehe :D Ok bye...Assalamualaikum
Helina yang kat belakang aku tu, x nampak muka die sikit...hee...She's one of my Bestfriend in Germany!
HAHAHA xpasal2 nnti dpt mende tu free jerk...ehehe :p
ReplyDeleteheheheh.. :D haishh...Ya Allah mintak simpang laa daripada dapat mende tu....
DeleteHAHAHAHHA..ok..bestnya awk study sana...
ReplyDeletehehehe..ok laa dear, xbest sgt pon, biasa2 je...hehe
Deletehahahaha!! hab' viel gelacht! finally, dpt jgk jmpe beLogger yg leh speaking deutsch! ich auch!! >.<
ReplyDeletehehhee....schoen dass du hast viel gelacht bruder...ich glaube wenn meine freundin gibt mir "rubber", vielleicht ich will tot..haha :D
Deletehehe..pyh gk g tmpt owg nie xtau mksd dy pe kn..
ReplyDeletehehhehe...tau xpe..mmg kadang2 byk sgt miss communication neh..hehe..dh mcm ayam n itik brcakap tau time tu..heee
DeleteHaha , bahaya ni. Noted !
ReplyDeletehehehe....lepas ni kalo nak p german jgn mintak yg bukan2 eyh, hehe, kena bljar btoi2 n perkataan pelik2 tu kena amik tau.. :D
Deletewahhh german ke??? kim slm dgn maya karin tau huuu
ReplyDeletea'aah time ni ada kt german, but now dh ada kt malaysia dear :)
Deletehahaha... lepas ni tak boleh guna perkataan rubber kat german.. hahaha lawak la.... wahh akk belajar bhs german tu.. wahhhh
ReplyDeleteena~ hehhe...tu laa, bahaya "rubber"" tu haishh..heheh. :D a'aah kena belajar bhs german la dear, diorg kat sana xberapa fasih bi..huhu
ReplyDeleteHahaha...rubber tu condome rupanya?!!! lawak rr..ketawa sesorang dh akak ni
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